Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
What? Ye never heard of it? Are ye a landlubber? Ye should be keelhauled! Hung from the yardarm, then made to walk thee plank. It be Davey Jones’ locker for ye, it be!
Arrrr. I’ll have mercy on ye if ye smartly follow this link and learn more about it.
Get out there, ye swabbies, and talk like a Pirate!
If ye don’t, none of you bilge rats will get an extra ration of grog at dinner.
Now let’s sing a nice pirate chanty.