It’s Over

Do you know what today is?

Election Day you say?

No. Today is the day we get our lives back. After today there are no more political ads on television, no more ads on the radio, no more lawn signs, no more claims of this being the most important election in the history of the world, no more moronic political humor, if we’re lucky, no more Tina Fey, and no more fecking assholes CALLING ME ON THE GODDAMNED PHONE EVEN THOUGH I’M ON THE GODDAMNED NO CALL LIST!

Sorry, I was overcome with emotion.

Today is Political Ad Freedom Day.

Rejoice. I will be.

Now when the phone rings I know it will be just bill collectors and they’re easy enough to ignore.

I’m so relieved.

Happy day.

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