Mayday! Mayday!

Since rolling out the “Mayday” button on new Kindle eReaders, there have been:
– 35 marriage proposals to the tech advisors.
– 475 customers asking for Amy, the tech advisor in the commercials.
– 648 customers who serenaded the tech advisors.
– 109 requests for help ordering a pizza.
– 44 times the tech advisor sang “Happy Birthday” to a customer.
– 3 requests for a bedtime story.

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