A Friday Haiku
Friday Friday Yay!
Friday Friday Friday Yay!
Friday Friday Yay!
Damn you, Easter candy! Damn you, Cadbury mini eggs! Why must you be so tempting and delicious?
The only consoling fact is, now you’re gone for another year and there is nothing else out there that is an adequate substitute.
Hey hey you you get offa my floor
There’s this guy from a different floor, from a completely different division, who literally has no reason to be on our floor, yet he comes up every day to use our restroom.
And every single time he leaves it smelling like the sewer backed up.
Which, unless I miss my guess, is probably why he does it. He has most likely been banished from his own floor’s restroom.
I’ve been seriously contemplating buying several cans of Febreeze and attacking the room with double-barrel action like that commercial, it’s that bad.
Maybe if I do it every time he’s in there, he’ll find another floor to terrorize.
What a maroon
Can anyone believe what a moron the orange turd is? In his attacks of Amazon (because Amazon is owned by Jeff Bezos, who also owns the Washington Post, which is critical of the orange turd), Trumpy the Clown has shown that he has no idea how the United States Post Office works. He thinks Amazon uses the Post Office as their personal delivery boy.
Well, first, that is their job. They are America’s delivery boy.
Second, Amazon pays them for the service (just like the rest of us do), they don’t get packages delivered for free (ever hear of postage stamps, Donnie?). In that way, Amazon is actually supporting the Post Office.
Third, Trumpy the Clown hates Jeff Bezos because, as I said, he owns the Washington Post, which is critical of Donnie. In other words, it tells the truth about what a lying, crooked piece of orange shit Trumpy is. But more than that, Trumpy is jealous of Bezos’ success because Bezos was named the richest man in the world sometime in 2017 while Trumpy is always declaring bankruptcy, ruining businesses, and destroying lives.
The second ignorant thing Trumpy the Clown said was when he admitted he had no idea what a Community College was. Seriously? Out of touch much?
And lastly, Trumpy tweeted this:
showing that he has no clue how our economy works, or how the commodities market functions.
You just signed the fucking bill yesterday, you dope!
Can he become more ignorant?
The answer is: Yes, daily.
He’s also a lying by omission. Yes, aluminum decreased 4%, but that’s after they skyricketed in March after he first announced the tariff.
As you can tell by my haiku, I’m pleased as punch that it’s Friday. It’s been a long week, but we made it to the weekend.
And as always, I leave you with a song: